La mirada del viajero

Me acabo de encontrar con Colombia Guide, una antiquísima guía de viajes por Colombia hecha principalmente por extranjeros. Desde mi punto de vista es sencillamente una mina de oro, como las mil y un crónicas de viajeros del siglo XIX que tan bien explotan mis colegas historiadores.

Con tanta vaina acerca de esa utopía que es «nuestra verdadera identidad» y los chorros de chauvinismo con aquello de «la cara positiva que Colombia le da al mundo», qué mejor que esta colección de impresiones para darnos cuenta de lo que normalmente pasa inadvertido aunque resulte sumamente curioso y verdaderamente único. Uno dificilmente sabe qué o quién es hasta que le dicen.

Por ejemplo, ¿por qué no podemos reconocer nunca que estamos borrachos? También hay un pequeño tratado sobre la papaya y, cómo no, el diccionario actualizado de colombianismos —ojo a la definición de vaina.

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  1. David Cortés dijo:

    1. Qué buena bitácora de extranjeros ha encontrado. Una deliciosa reliquia.

    2. Esta es la mejor forma de ver otro lado de este país: a través de los deschavetados ojos de otros deschavetados.

    3. ¡Eso era lo que faltaba en su Blog! Esa simple frase:
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  2. Federico de la Regueira dijo:

    Un documento que merece un exhaustivo análisis

  3. Cermeño dijo:

    Iba a decir más o menos lo mismo que los dos anteriores comentaristas dijeron.

  4. winter dijo:

    Cuero, aleta, guiso me parece que estan su definicion.
    Porq no esta culiar? se que es bastante desagradable la palabreja, pero se usa intensivamente. Tambien falta Colino, q suele variar su significado dependiendo de la region.
    Buenisima la definicion de vaina.. anoche intentaba explicarsela a una gringa, justamente…

  5. Kamilo Klauss dijo:

    ¡Que vaina!, ¿no?

  6. mundo chacal dijo:

    que maricas, complicarse con estas vainas! deberían ir a tirar con cueros. o dejar de joder! No Juglar, que post tan quiso, que boleta. ya se las vino a dar de avión, por pasarse de añoñi? pero no se nos vaya alebrestar too bien.
    entós, qué loco?

  7. Foucault dijo:

    Esto abre una nueva era para Colombia, por lo menos ya sabemos que somos.

  8. JoseV dijo:

    Definitivamente mejor que la identidad cultural de Daguito y demás manifestantes del pasado lunes festivo.

  9. Isis dijo:

    Excelente el descubrimiento de la palabra “birra” y aquello de “to give papaya” debe sonar muy bien. Merece un exámen exhaustivo.

  10. Juan Diego dijo:

    Me encanto esto, sobre todo como detallan las tradiciones y la papaya. Uno se descuida y termina en National Geographic.

    Nos ven como cavernicolas !

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